Key: F
Introduction:
Dm
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
Gm Dm
The ship went down, everybody drowned
A A7 Dm
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Dm
Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
Gm Dm
And so I washed up on a beach
A A7 Dm
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.
Dm Bb Dm
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
A Dm
I'm feeling well they like me that way
Gm Dm
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
A A7 Dm
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Dm
Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
Gm Dm
I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels"
A A7 Dm
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole
Dm
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
Gm Dm
You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me
A A7 Dm
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free
(Chorus)
Bb Dm Bb Dm
Missionaries came to this place
Bb Dm
They taught us manners
A A7 Dm
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the