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I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by,
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Well, I was just about ready to curl up and die.
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But then one day I got a visit from the cable company,
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Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now I got cable TV.
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And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, midget wrestling on channel three,
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It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.
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I got cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV)!
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Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy,
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I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.
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I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru,
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I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.
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Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five,
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I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car, so I can watch MTV while I drive.
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I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs, the kind you just can't get for free.
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Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'cause there's just so much for me to see.
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On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
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Well, if you need to find me, you know where I'll be,
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Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, watchin' my cable TV.
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'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.
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My friends are gettin' kinda worried, they think I'm turning into some kinda freak.
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Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's twenty-seven times this week.
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On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
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Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me,
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I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.
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Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV.
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Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV), got to have cable TV (TV).
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Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV), can't live without my cable TV.
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Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV), I've got to have my cable TV.
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I said cable TV, yeah (TV), got to have cable TV.