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Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Key: D

Introduction:

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C  G//  DA  
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
A                                                                                 D  
BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE
Bm  
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
Bm                                              Em  
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO?
E                                                                 A  
WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
A                                                                                                                            D  
SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.
F#m    E  
AND DAGMAR
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch
F#m      E  
BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
E  
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E  
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
YES, YES
E  
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E  
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
C  G//  DA  
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST
AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE,
A                                                                                                                            D  
YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU
F#m                                                                                                                              E                    D  
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL    IT'S LOOKING AT YOU
F#m                                                                                                                                 E                 D  
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,    IT'S WINKING AT YOU
F#m                                                                                                                                 E                 D  
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU
THAT'S WHY I SAY
A                                                                                                                                                    D  
I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE
CORN HOLE
F#m                                                                                                                                                                                                                 D  
DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE      [4X]
AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!    A