Key: G
Introduction:
G C D
Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak,
G C D
Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke
Em D C G
What?s so embarrassing is where I?ve got the itch
Em D C G
I caught it going #2 hangin? over a ditch
Chorus
Em G Em G
It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out
Em D G
I hope it?s gone before the venture girls find out
Interlude
G C D
verse 2
G C D
The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared'
G C D
We?re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear
Em D C G
I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard
Em D C G
He?ll eat you up and make you into a turd
Chorus
Em G Em G
If I see a bear I?ll try to be in a 'dead stance'
Em D G
But I?ll probably poop in my pants
Instrumental
Em D C G
verse 3
G C D
In all seriousness, you guys are really cool
G C D
t?s noble and impressive we?re so proud of you
Em D C G
Men of integrity, woman of honor
Em D C G
In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford
Chorus
Em G Em G
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
Em D G
I'm honored to perform for such a crowd
Interlude
G C D
Chorus
Em G Em G
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
Em D G
Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud.
Ending