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Introduction: F#
F#
Who's the one
A# B D C# F#
Who can tell the time by looking at the sun
F#
Who's the one
A# B D C# F#
Who won't stop until tomorrow's work is done
B A# G# G F#
Whose mother and whose father got it on
B A# G# G F#
To grace us with their fair and righteous spawn
D F#
Our hands shall raise
D F#
Our mouths proclaim
D F#
Today's the day
D F#
Today's the day
F# A# B D C# F#
F#
Life is short
A# B D C# F#
And we like to watch you play it like a sport
F#
Life is hard
A# B D C# F#
But you handle it just like an Italian car
B A# G# G F#
Your father nailed your mother all night long
B A# G# G F#
She dreamed of you and tried to make him come
B A# G# G F#
Your mother rode your father like a horse
B A# G# G F#
And knew your precious life would take its course
D F#
Our hands shall raise
D F#
Our mouths proclaim
D F#
Today's the day
D F#
Today's the day