Key:
Introduction: E
E B
Oh what an ordinary day
E B
Take out the garbage, masturbate
F#m F#m/G# A
I'm still holding for the laugh
E B
The dogs will bark, so let them bark
E B
The birds will cry, I'll let them cry
F#m A
Here's my report from the edge
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B
What I saw through the blinds
E7
You could say that I'm sane
B
In phenomenal lies
E7
I'm the cause make a turn
B
Near the party line
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B E
In America
E B
This too will haunt me through the war
E B
Laugh all you want, but I want more
F#m F#m/G# A
'Cause what I'm swearing, I never sworn before
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B
What I saw through the blinds
E7
You could say that I'm sane
B
In phenomenal lies
E7
I'm the cause make a turn
B
Near the party line
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B E
In America
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B
What I saw through the blinds
E7
You could say that I'm sane
B
In phenomenal lies
E7
I'm the cause make a turn
B
Near the party line
E7
Like a birth in reverse
B E
In America