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Best God In Show

Key: G

Introduction:

 G                           D             C 
Ive no consideration,   zero mutual respect
 G                                   Em                           C                         D 
For billions who suffer from ,   rational thought neglect
 G                                         D                             C 
I dont wanna waste a sentence,     I dont want a convert-sation
 G                                         Em           C                             D 
Thats gonna end in disdain,   disbelief and aggravation
 C                                             D                         G 
And I find its getting harder to hang out
 C                                         D                       Em 
With grown adults who actually believe
 C                                   D 
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark
 G                                                 Em 
and that their god is the best
 C                             D                     G 
My distaste has turned into detest
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 G                                     D     C 
Who would read a 2000     year old medical journal
 G                                   Em                   C                               D 
Techniques for bloodletting,       advice on Trichinosis
 G                             D                           C 
Would you navigate the globe       with a map of a flat earth
 G                     Em             C                                                   D 
Without DNA testing,     would you believe virgin birth
             C                               D                           G 
And I find its getting painful to put up
           C                               D               Em 
With grown adults who actually believe
       C                       D 
In Unicorns and Creation,
         G                                           Em 
and God always takes their side
                               C             D                         G 
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide
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 G                                 D           C 
Thank God for the Grammy,     thank God for the touchdown
 G                                         Em   C                           D 
Thank God for blowing up       the enemy's sacred ground
 G                         D                           C 
So how am I supposed to take     anything you say seriously?
 G                                   Em                       C                                     D 
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny
                 C                   D                           G 
And its getting agonizing to hang out
           C                               D                   Em 
With grown adults who actually believe
 C                         D 
Mythology and history
             G                     Em 
trump physics and science
       C                       D                           G 
My aversion has turned to abhorrence
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