Key: G
Introduction:
G C
Time to resign from the human race
D C G
Wipe those tears from your lovely face
G C
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose
D G
Before all hell breaks loose.
verse 2
G C
Before you go I wish you'd come
D C G
Before you leave wish you'd love me some.
G C
I'll give you all of the dreams you can use
D G
Before all hell breaks loose.
All right!
D G
verse 3
G C
Now I know what the gypsy meant
D C G
When he told me I'd never be President.
G C
He said, Adopt a Korean, kill you a moose
D G
Before all hell breaks loose.
verse 4
G C
You poked fun at my cowboy shoes,
D C G
You said they looked just like big canoes.
G C
Now it's time for the chosen ones to choose
D G
Before all hell breaks loose.
Verse 5
G C
Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news
D C G
God save the Queen and the kangaroos
G C
And what kind of rubbers did Joseph use
D G
Before all hell broke loose.
Verse 6
G C
Time to resign from the human race,
D C G
Wipe those tears from your lovely face.
G C
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose
D G
Before all hell breaks loose.