Chords
Bankers Dilemma

Key: G

Introduction:

               G 
Yeah i lost my job today
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
                 G 
Yeah i lost my job today
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
                 G 
I ain't working no more
                     D                     G 
So credit companies - take warning
                       G 
I went and blew off my mortgage today
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
                 G 
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
               G                                   D 
And in 3 months they will foreclose
                                                                                   G 
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying
                       C                             G 
And when i go, no one will know
                                                                       D 
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
                       C                                                           G 
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
Just a lingering sense of relief
             D                                   G 
And a crap ton of empty bottles
Instrumental
 G  C  G  C 
Verse
                                     G 
Yeah, i went and stole my car today
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
                 G 
Yeah, i stole my car
                                   C 
And that's worth celebrating
                 G                                             D 
I ain't paying that interest no more
                                                 G 
And this thing's steady rolling
Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back
                       C                             G 
And when i go, no one will know
                                                                         D 
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
                       C                                                           G 
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
               D 
Just a lingering sense of relief
                                                 G 
And a crap ton of empty bottles