Key: Bm
Introduction: Bm Bm Bm Bm
Bm F#+
You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand
D/A E7/G#
You see somebody naked and you you say who is that man?
G Em
You try so hard but you Don' t understand
D F#m Bm
Just what you will say when you get home Be-
D F#m Bm
-cause something is happening here but you don' t know what it is
G Bm
Do you? Mister Jones
Bm F#+
You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?"
D/A E7/G#
And somebody points to you and Says, "It' s his"
G Em
And you say "what' s mine" and somebody else says "well, what is?" and you
D F#m Bm
Say, "Oh my god am I here all a - lone?" But
D F#m Bm
Something is happening and you don' t know what it is
G Bm
Do you? Mister Jones
Bm F#+
You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek
D/A E7/G#
Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak
G Em
and says, "how does it feel to be such a freak?" and you say "im-
D F#m Bm
-possible" as he hands you a bone And
D F#m Bm
something is happening here but you don' t know what it is
G Bm
do you? Mister Jones
Bm D/A
You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks to
G Bm
Get you facts when someone attacks your imagination
Bm D/A
But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you
G Em
To all give a check to Tax-deductible charity organi-
A7
-zations Ahhhhhh..........
Bm F#+
You' ve been with the professors and they' ve all liked your looks
D/A E7/G#
With great lawyers you have dis - cussed lepers and crooks
G Em
You' ve been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald' s books
D F#m Bm
You' re very well read it' s well known But
D F#m Bm
something is happening here and ya don' t know what it is
G Bm
do you? Mister Jones
Bm
Well the
Bm F#+
sword swallower he comes up to you and then he kneels
D/A E7/G#
He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels and
G Em
without further notice he asks you how it feels and he says
D F#m Bm
Here is your throat back thanks for the loan
D F#m Bm
and you know something is happening but you don' t know what it is
G Bm
do you? Mister Jones
Bm F#+
you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "now"
D/A E7/G#
and you say "for what reason" and he says "how?"
G Em
and you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you' re a cow"
D F#m Bm
Give me some milk or else go home and you
D F#m Bm
know something' s happening but you don' t know what it is
G Bm
do you? Mister Jones
Bm
Well...
Bm F#+
You walk into the room like a camel and then you frown
D/A E7/G#
You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground
G Em
There oughtta be a law a - gainst you comin' around You
D F#m Bm
Should be made to wear ear phones
D F#m Bm
Cause something is happening and you don' t know what it is
G Bm
do you? Mister Jones
Bm
Whoaaaaaoooooh!