Key: C
Introduction:
C
If you're one who'll get involved
Am
You're in hot water, think again
G
As you are, look out
Here's a man who'll
F
Stab you in the back
And shake your hand
C
If you're one who he might bother
Am
In for something, as you are
G
Looking for to leave 'em on the chain gang
F
He'll bum your wife and then shake your hand, oh
C Am
We've been here before
C Am
As he carried her over the threshold
He was thinking
C
She's far too good looking
E
To do the cooking
Am D
Oh, that was twenty years ago
Dm
Twenty years ago
I was thinking
Am D
It's a lousy life with a washed up wife
Dm
And a permanently plastered
Pissed-up bastard (play the "lousy life" bit 4 times)
Dm Em
Here we go in the land of the free
F G
This town holds no more for me
Dm Em
Let's go down where the drinks are free
F G
Stick one in his face for me