Chords
Bad Toupee

Key: G

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
                                                             B  
than I have to, just to get through.
                                 Em                      D                         Am  
I could say a lot about being in a rut
                                                         D  
if I hadn't already forgot.
                                            G/B  C  
Wouldn't you know it?
             (G)                                                                                                                                 (C)
                      Em                                      D                              Am  
If I never move from this spot I'll be safe
                                                                            D  
from hurting you and making mistakes.
                                              G/B  C  
So I'm never moving.
                                          C                                 G                                      C  
If I can spot a bad toupee on some poor sucker miles away,
(F)
                                  C                            G                                            C  
On and on in TV shows, in books I read and videos,
(F)
                                                                                          G/B  C  
it's just a long day turning black.
(B)                                                      (Em)
                                                                         C                                    D  
and I can hear her press the handset to her ear,
                                                                                    Am                                            C  
and close the front door with no tears and put the car into
                             C      G      C      F  
first gear.
                                          C                                 G                                      C  
If I can spot a bad toupee on some poor sucker miles away,
(F)
                                  C                            G                                            C  
On and on in TV shows, in books I read and videos,
(F)
                                                                                      C      G      F  
it's just a long day turning black.