Key: C
Introduction:
CtÂș
fast country two step rhythm, but it rocks!)
C F Eb
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
C F Eb
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
C F Eb
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
C F Eb
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Bb C Bb C Bb C
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Bb C Bb C F Eb F# F Eb
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
C F Eb
Meeeeeeeee ow, wow, wow, wow
(Repeat chord progression for each verse and Chorus.)