Chords
Axe Murderer Song

Key: A

Introduction: A2    A2    A2    A2    

difficulty
easy |||||
D              G                            Em                              A2  
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
             D                    G                      Em                            A2  
near haunted houses or homes for the insane?
                     Em              A2                 D                            G      G2  G  
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
Em              A2                      D                                              G         G2  G  G2  
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads
repeat Intro
A2  
verse 2
D              G                                 Em         A2  
Why do axe murderers only attack
                                D                         G                                    Em              A2  
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath?
Em                                      A2                    D                              G         G2  G  
Though there are times I feel softer than most
Em                              A                         D                                    G         G2  G  G2  
Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast
verse 3
D                    G                              Em              A2  
Sorority girls and fraternity boys
D                    G                                              Em                                      A2  
Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled
                Em                      A2                      D                                 G      G2  G  
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead
        Em                         A2         D                            G         G2  G  G2  
surprises them lying on her wedding bed
verse 4
                             D              G                            Em                      A2  
When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
D                            G                         Em                    A2  
Might you impale me or turn into those
Em                                 A                            D                              G              G2  G  
creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
             Em                         A2                    D                                    G         G2  G  G2  
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving
Outro
Em                         A                    D              Bm                                    Gm  
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love...
Em                         A                    D              Bm                                    Gm  
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking
     D  
a bath?