Key: G
Introduction:
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Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop
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Augustus Gloop, so big and vile. So greedy, foul and infantile
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Come on we cried, the time is ripe, to send him shooting up the pipe
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But don't dear children be alarmed
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Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Algustus Gloop will not be harmed
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Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit
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Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound
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We'll boil him for a minute more, until we're absolutely sure
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Then out he comes, by God, by grace, a miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place
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This greedy brute, this louse's ear is loved by people everywhere
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For who could hate or bear a grudge against a luscious bit of Fudge!