Key: B
Introduction:
G F9
I'm calling you from the foyer
C Dm
Of the Sands Hotel
G
Where the men and the women
F9 C Dm
Are acquainted quite well
G F9
And the drunkards keep on drinking
C Dm
And oh, my room is cold
G
I'm disputing the bill
F9 C Dm
I will sleep in my clothes
Em Am Am7
And you, my invalid friend
Em Am Am7
You slam the receiver when you say
Em F
"If I had your limbs for a day
C
I would steam away"
F G F9
I'm calling you from the foyer
C Dm
Of this awful hotel
G F9 C Dm
Where the slime and the grime gel
G F9
And I cannot or, I do not
C Dm
And oh, my room is cold
G F9 C Dm
And I'm envying you never having to choose
Em Am Am7
And you, my invalid friend
Em Am Am7
You slam the receiver when you say
Em F
"If I had your limbs for a day
C
I would steam away"
F G F9
I'm calling you from the foyer
C Dm
Of the Sands Hotel
G F9
It's not low-life, it's just people
C Dm
Having a good time
G F9
And oh, my invalid friend
C Dm
Oh, my invalid friend
G F9 C Dm G9
In our different ways we are same