Chords
Astronaut

Key: G

Introduction:

difficulty
intermediate |||||
 Gm                                                       D# 
    I know what you're all wondering
                                                   Gm 
Have Tripod ever been to Japan
                                                                     D# 
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
                                                                         A# 
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
                                                             D# 
Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts
                             C 
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
 D# 
    I'll tell you why
         A#                                       F                       D#                                   Gm 
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
                                 F 
It's those damn fat gloves
                 A#                                       F                       D#                                   Gm 
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
                                   F 
Cos the tea goes everywhere
                                     Gm 
The tea goes everywhere
 Gm                                                               D# 
    Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
                                                                                           Gm 
From their traditions to their modern way of life
                                                                       D# 
But all their elegance and rich history
                                                                           A# 
Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
                         A#                                                                     F           D#                                 Gm 
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
                                     F 
It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
                   A#                                   F                         D#                                   Gm 
And they don't let you use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
                                 F 
You might puncture the suit
                         Gm 
You might depressurize
 G#                                       C# 
    But it's those damn fat gloves
                                   F 
They're the main problem
         F#                                         C# 
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
                     F                             F# 
You can't make an origami swan
                   G#                                             A                               A#m                             D# 
Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
           D#                                               C# 
Well I've tried and they don't let you
                                   F# 
Fucking NASA red tape

 Gm                                                                                   D# 
  I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
                                                                   Gm 
So I threw away my dreams of outer space
                                                                 D# 
I had to find myself a whole new job
                                                                                   A# 
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
                 A#                                   F                       D#                                     Gm 
But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ
                                     F 
It's those damned fat gloves again
             A#                                                         F                               D#                         Gm 
Those confounded puffy mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed
                               F 
I'm haunted by fat gloves
         A# 
You can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
       F 
Or ride a Kawasaki
 D#                                   F# 
When you're an astronaut
                  F#(let ring)                                                           G#(let ring)

 Em                                                       C 
    I know what you're all wondering
                                                   Em 
Have Tripod ever been to Japan
                                                                     C 
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
                                                                         G 
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
                                                             C 
Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts
                             A 
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
 C 
    I'll tell you why
         G                                         D                       C                                   Em 
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
                                 D 
It's those damn fat gloves
                 G                                         D                       C                                     Em 
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
                                   D 
Cos the tea goes everywhere
                                     Em 
The tea goes everywhere
Back to verse
 Em                                                               C 
    Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
                                                                                           Em 
From their traditions to their modern way of life
                                                                       C 
But all their elegance and rich history
                                                                           G 
Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
                         G                                                                       D           C                                 Em 
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
                                     D 
It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
                   G                                                   D                         C                                     Em 
And they don't let you(Ooooh) use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
                                 D 
You might puncture the suit
                         Em 
You might depressurize
 F                                         A# 
    But it's those damn fat gloves
                                   D 
They're the main problem
         D#                                         A# 
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
                     D                             D# 
You can't make an origami swan
                   F                                               F#                             Gm                               C 
Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
           C                                                 A# 
Well I've tried and they don't let you
                                   D# 
Fucking NASA red tape

 Em                                                                                   C 
  I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
                                                                   Em 
So I threw away my dreams of outer space
                                                                 C 
I had to find myself a whole new job
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