Key: D
Introduction: D D D D D G D D D C G D
D G
It's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the street.
D C G D
See them on the sidewalk, oh hear them shuffling feet.
D G
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,
D C G D
Step aside good people it's the assholes on parade.
D G D C G D
verse 2
D G
We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun.
D C G D
The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns.
D G
Assholes for justice, assholes for crime.
D C G D
Assholes for assholes, assholes for all time.
D G D C G D
verse 3
D G
We got assholes making money. They're making all the rules.
D C G D
They're talking all our jobs and their filling up our schools.
D G
Assholes on the water, assholes in the sky,
D C G D
Sign that says help wanted, only assholes need apply.
D G D C G D
Break
A
Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade?
D G D C G Dx4
verse 4
D G
Assholes give the orders, and assholes row the boat
D C G D
Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote.
D G
I once heard it said that old assholes never die,
D C G D
They just lay in bed and multiply.
C G D C G D
Assholes in the morning, assholes every night.
C G D C G D
Assholes to the left and assholes to the right.
D G
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,
D C G D
Step aside good people its the assholes on parade.