Key: Bb
Introduction: D7M A E F#m D7M A E F#m
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I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser,
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Midnights become my afternoons,
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When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people,
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I've ghosted stand there in the room.
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I should not be left to my own devices,
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They come with prices and vices,
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I end up in crisis, (Tale as old as time),
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I wake up screaming from dreaming,
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One day, I'll watch as you're leaving,
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'Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time).
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It's me, hi,
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I'm the problem, it's me,
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At tea----time,
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Everybody agrees,
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I'll stare directly at the sun,
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But never in the mirror,
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It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.
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Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby,
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And I'm a monster on the hill,
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Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city,
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Pierced through the heart, but never killed.
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Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism,
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Like some kind of congressman? (A tale as old as time),
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I wake up screaming from dreaming,
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One day, I'll watch as you're leaving,
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And life will lose all its meaning, (For the last time).
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It's me, hi,
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I'm the problem, it's me,
D7M A
At tea----time,
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Everybody agrees,
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I'll stare directly at the sun,
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But never in the mirror,
D7M A E F#m
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.
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I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money,
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She thinks I left them in the will,
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The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out,
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"She's laughing up at us from Hell".
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It's me, hi,
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I'm the problem, it's me,
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It's me, hi,
E F#m
I'm the problem, it's me,
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It's me, hi,
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Everybody agrees . . .
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It's me, hi,
E F#m
I'm the problem, it's me,
D7M A
At tea----time,
E F#m
Everybody agrees,
D7M A E
I'll stare directly at the sun,
F#m
But never in the mirror,
D7M A E F#m
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.