Key: D
Introduction:
A
Miss Riley had a dog
G D
She used to keep it in her backyard
A
And when the dog began to bark
G D
All the neighbors began to shout
A
Then came a stormy night
G D
Miss Riley let her dog out
A
And when the neighbors found him 'round
G D
They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down
D
And he went
A G D
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
A G D
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
A G
Miss Murphy had a cat
D
On her lap it sat
A
And once in a great big while
G D
It looked like that Cheshire cat did smile
A
But often it used to chase
G D G
Anything that crossed its face
D A
But one day it got so hot
G D
That Cheshire cat had a blood clot
D
And she said
A G D
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
A G D
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
A F G D A F G
Meow
A
And then the dog met the cat
G D
The dog was hot and the cat was wet
A
Then came some sweaty dude
G D G D
He put a board between the two
A
Then they couldn't get at it
G D G
Got frustrated all about it
D A
So they did the only thing you could do
G
They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two
E D
And they said
A G D
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
A G D
Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow