Key: G
Introduction: G C G C Am D
G Em
I am a blank page in a notebook,
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waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks.
G Em
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
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to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts,
C
I am the Total Gym,
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I am the Salad Glove,
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I am the Slap Chop,
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I'm the forever lazy,
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I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me.
G Em
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid,
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whose name is most likely Cody.
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He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley,
C
And Cody doesn't have friends,
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and his parents hate each other,
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and he wants to find a better way to love his family.
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And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's.
G Em
I am the camera that watches you,
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when you think you are awake.
G Em
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
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that keeps all their cocaine safe.
C D
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings,
G D Em
at an all you can eat buffet,
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I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today.
G Em
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth,
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in a history class from the future.
G Em
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic,
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that gave my grandfather cancer.
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And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,
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"Hi how are you? My name is Trevor."
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Prepare to die,
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Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.