Key:
Introduction:
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Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
Don&rsquo t matter how I pray
C A7
I&rsquo m gonna see some shit today
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here
C7
Took a job building a ship but I fell asleep on shift
G
I woke up in the middle of a storm
C7
There were animals all around
A7
But no food to be found
D7
I had to chow down on a unicorn
G
Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
Jehovah&rsquo s favor has gone sour
C A7
Yeah God&rsquo s gone mad with power
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here
C7
I took a holiday trip down the road to old Egypt
G
I wouldn&rsquo t recommend it to no one
C7
There were bugs in the air
A7
There were frogs everywhere
D7
I&rsquo m real glad I&rsquo m not a firstborn son
G
Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
You&rsquo re gonna have a bad day
C A7
If you piss off Yahweh
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here
C7
Oh I was strolling down the road heading back to from Jericho
G
And Elijah walked by lookin pretty grim
C7
Some kids made fun of his bald head
A7
&ldquo You&rsquo ll regret those words&rdquo he said
D7
Then two bears ripped them kids limb from limb
G
Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
Even if you ain&rsquo t got beef with Him
C A7
You&rsquo ll still get smited on a whim
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here
C7
I went to school with this guy named Lot and oh boy I shit you not
G
His daughters did not know how to behave
C7
Lot locked himself inside a vault
A7
After his wife turned to salt
D7
And some freaky shit went down inside that cave
G
Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
The Creator up above
C A7
Has a fucked up view of love
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here
G
Oh there&rsquo s some weird shit
C7 G
Happening 'round here
G
There&rsquo s some weird shit
D7
That it makes it pretty clear
G G7
Don&rsquo t matter how I pray
C A7
I&rsquo m gonna see some shit today
G D G C G
There&rsquo s some weird shit happening 'round here