Key: C
Introduction:
C
A pity she does not exist
Am
A shame he's not a fag
C
The only girl I ever loved was
F G C
Andrew in drag
C
There is no hope of love for me
Am
From here on I'm a stag
C
The only girl I'll ever love is
F G C
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Yeah
C
I don't know why I even went
Am
It's really not my bag
C
Just thought it might be funny to see
F G C
Andrew in drag
C
The moment he walked on the stage
Am
My tail began to wag
C
Wag like a little wiener dog for
F G C
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Yeah
C
I've always been a ladies' man
Am
And I don't have to brag
C
But I become a momma's boy for
F G C
Andrew in drag
C
I'd sign away my trust fund
Am
I would even sell the Jag
C
If I could spend my misspent youth with
F G C
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Andrew in drag
F C
Andrew in drag
G G7
Yeah
C
So stick him in a dress and
Am
He's the only boy I'd shag
C
The only boy I'd anything is
F G C
Andrew in drag
C
I'll never see that girl again
Am
He did it as a gag
C
I'll pine away forevermore for
F G C
Andrew in drag