Key: F
Introduction:
C G
I'm best friends with Optimus Prime
C G
The godfather of a cylon hybrid child
C F G Am
I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk
D G
I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin'
C F C
and I'm a Mormon
C G
Well when Luke went down to take out the death star
C G
he flipped that targeting computer on
C F G Am
I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead"
D G
i taught Green Day to live without warnin'
C F C
and I'm a Mormon
G C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
F Am
but mine just put my family on TV
F C F Am
Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
F G
yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
C F C
And I'm a Mormon
C G
When it was lookin' like all hope was lost
C G
I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball
C F G Am
yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy
D G
i really wish that kind of thing was normal
C F C
cause I'm a Mormon
C G
And when aliens invaded the planet
C G
and we didn't know if we would survive,
C F G Am
it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity
D G
yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin'
C F C
and I'm a Mormon
G C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
F Am
but mine just put my family on TV
F C F Am
Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
F G
yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
C F C
And I'm a Mormon
G C
I'm just as middle class and happy as can be
F Am
maybe you've seen my commercials on tv
F C F Am
Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone
F G
that is having your own planet is important
C F C
become a mormon.
G C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
F Am
but mine just put my family on TV
F C F Am
Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink
F G
I wake up to a new wife every mornin'
C F C F C
And I'm a Mormon