Key: D
Introduction:
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D
Three Million mega hertz, super duper processor
Got a 200 gig hard drive
G
32 inch screen, and a scanner machine
D
Boy your wastin' too much time
A
I say get outta the house
Pull away from the mouse
G
Son you been missin', some might good fishin'
A
And a whole lot of everything.
G
I'm an American Offline
D
I'm into havin' a good time
A
It does you good to get some sunshine
D
Every once in awhile
G
Get out and drive your '69
D
And sip some honky-tonk wine
A
Hot women in the nighttime
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I'm an American Offline.
D
I got a cabin in the country where I go sometimes
To clear my head and get away
G
Got my channel on TV, no lab top for me
D
Cold beer, smile on my face
A
Now take my advice, you better think twice
Before you turn that damn computer up
G
There's so much more to see
Than that office routine
A
So forget all that long on stuff.
G
Be an American Offline
D
Gºon
A
Now don't you think you need some sunshine
D
On that lily white business suit skin
G
Why don't go and get a beach front room
D
Make some noise and a wear your hat in the pool
A
Make some love in the daytime
D
Be an American Offline.
G DA
(www.rockinRandal)
G
Gºand
D
Stroll them hot leather bars
A
Meet some friends makes some homemade wine
Till the sunshines
D
I'm an American Offline.
G DA
(Process me baby)
G
I'm an American Offline
D
I'm gonna have me a good time.