Key: G
Introduction:
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony
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Phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands
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pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard just saying
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5(strum)
No fun not happy got no money need a friend
A#5
a volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony
G#5
Cancel Sunday cancel Monday don't look at me
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I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed
G#5(strum)
Need a punch a pop a bang a different song
A#5(strum)
like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5
We go up down up down up down town again
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we like the walk the talk don't stop and fall into the quicksand
G#5
Sharp teeth dry heat can't breach too many sins
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dont forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink
G#5 A#5
He's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
Oh he's the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5(strum)
He's the alphabet pony