Key:
Introduction:
F#m E
We're on the couch curled up
D
We've been watching Bambi
E
It's come to the sad scene
F#m E
You feel my limbs tense up
D
I thank God I'm manly
E
Don't need to show empathy
F#m E
You ask how I feel, I come out in a rash
Bm C#m
How can this be, I ate no shell-fash
F#m E
You say just open up, I sneeze right in your face
B
Don't speak another word, girl
N.C.
F#m B
Oh, baby
D
You've mistaken me
C#m C# F#m
For someone who can process his emotions
B
I'm shaking
D
Anaphylactically
C#m C#
At the thought of being psychically open
F#m E
Emotions make you nuts
D
They're containing traces
E
I'm itching voraciously
F#m E
I keep my lid locked shut
D
It's healthy and spacious
E
Repressing capriciously
F#m E
But there's so many feels I know I should express
Bm C#m
Grab you by the hand and take a deep breath
F#m E
Feel a sudden warmth rushing through my whole chest
B
Oh wait, that's inflammation
N.C.
F#m B
Oh, baby
D
You've mistaken me
C# C#m F#m
For a guy who won't get hives from being open
B
Don't make me
D
Speak emotionally
C# C#m
Unless you've got a dermatotic lotion
C#m B
You say you don't believe that
F#
Emotions can cause allergies
C#m B
Now you're googling a pollen count meter
F#
And it's off the charts today
C#m B
Wait you're telling me my feeling hay fever
F#
Is caused by actual hay?
C#m B
Oh, man, that's a big relief, yeah
D E
My allergies are separate from my emotional incompetence!
F#m
I'm so relieved
G# A
That my immunosensitivity
D
Is unrelated to my shitty
C#
Communicative abilities
F#m G# A D C#