Key: G
Introduction:
D E G A G D E C B A G
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D Em
Went out to feed the cattle
G
And to my surprise
D Em
My farm was full of bodies
C B G
Just a gatherin' up the flies
D Em
A big ol' jet liner
G
Had dropped from out of the sky
D Em
Well, I was so darn happy that
C B G
I couldn't believe my eyes
G
We're gonna stuff 'em
G
Put 'em on display
G
Meet Patsy Cline
G
Buddy Holly
D Em
Loadin' up my tractor
G
Gonna take the bodies inside
D Em
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
G
And I've got the formaldehyde
D Em
I'm callin' up my neighbors
G
Tell 'em all to drop by
D Em
A body stuffin' party
G
And we'll bake some kidney pie
G
We're gonna stuff 'em
G
Put 'em on display
G
Meet Patsy Cline
G
Buddy Holly
Em
We'll have our own
Em
Air crash museum
Em
People lined for miles
C
Just to see 'em
G D
Jim Croce's in the corner
E C B A G
The Big Bopper's by the stairs
G D
Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
E C B A G
But nobody cares
For the Chorus it can be picked like this:
G
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G D G D G
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