Key: C
Introduction: F Bb F Bb C4 C
F C F Bb C
What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy
F C F Bb C
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
Ab C# Eb
I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays
Ab C# Eb Fm C#2
I've smelled the hospital hallways
(refrão 1)
F Bb F C
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
F Bb F C Bb C
Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
F C F Bb C
Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre
F C F Bb C
When it seems a book burnings in perfect order
Ab C# Eb
I gave the doctor my description
Ab C# Eb Fm C#2
I've tried to stick to my prescription
(refrão 2)
F Bb F C
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
F Bb F C
Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
Bb F
Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect)
C F Bb
Afternoons will be measured out
Dm Bb
Measured out and measured with
C F Bb C
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
F C F Bb C
Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback
F C F Bb C
I could change the test results that I would get back
Ab C# Eb
I've watched a summer evening pass by
Ab C# Eb Fm C#2
I've heard the rattle in my bronchi
(refrão 2)
C F Bb
Afternoons will be measured out
Dm Bb
Measured out and measured with
C F Bb C
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot