Key: F
Introduction: D G D G A4 A
D A D G
What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy
D A D G
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
F Bb C
I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays
F Bb C Dm Bb2
I've smelled the hospital hallways
( Sorry. Not really sure if this is what you call this chord. Basically
D G D A
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
D G D A G A
Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
D A D G A
Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre
D A D G A
When it seems a book burnings in perfect order
F Bb C
I gave the doctor my description
F Bb C Dm Bb2
I've tried to stick to my prescription
D G D A
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
D G D A
Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
G D
Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect)
A D G
Afternoons will be measured out
Bm G
Measured out and measured with
A D G A
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
(The remaining verse and Chorus repeat the same chord progression)