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Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues

Key: G

Introduction:

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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
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They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world
war,
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I've been to my local head shrinker,
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To help classify my disease,
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He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.
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Well the milkman's a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me,
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And the woman next door's an undercover for the K.G.B.,
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And the man from the Social Security
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Keeps on invading my privacy,
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Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.
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I've got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
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Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
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I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
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Acute schizophrenia blues.
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I'm lost on the river, the river of no return,
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I can't make decisions, I don't know which way I'm gonna turn,
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Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had,

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Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too.
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I got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
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Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
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I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
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They're watching my house and they're tapping my telephone,
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I can't trust nobody, but I'm much too scared to be on my own
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And the income tax collector's got his beady eye on me,
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Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.
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No there ain't no cure for Schizophrenia disease.