Key: C
Introduction: G
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Cos he gets up in the morning and he goes to work at nine
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And he comes back home at five thirty, gets the same train every time
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Cos his world is built on punctuality, it never fails
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Cos he' s oh so good, and he' s oh so fine
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And he' s oh so healthy in his body and his mind
F Em
He' s a well respected man about town
F D G G/C G
Doing the best things so conservatively
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And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid
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And she stirs the tea with councillors while discussing foreign trade
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And she passes looks as well as bills at every suave young man ...
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Cos he' s oh so good, and he' s oh so fine
C C/B Am C C/B Am
And he' s oh so healthy in his body and his mind
F Em
He' s a well respected man about town
F D G G/C G
Doing the best things so conservatively
C C/B Am C C/B Am
And he likes his own backyard and he likes his fags the best
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Cos he' s better than the rest and his arm sweat smells the best
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And he hopes to grab his father' s loot when Pater passes on ...
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Cos he' s oh so good, and he' s oh so fine
C C/B Am C C/B Am
And he' s oh so healthy in his body and his mind
F Em
He' s a well respected man about town
F D G G/C G
Doing the best things so conservatively
C C/B Am C C/B Am
And he plays the stocks and shares and he goes to a regatta
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He adores the girl next door cos he' s dying to get at her
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But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes ...
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Cos he' s oh so good, and he' s oh so fine
C C/B Am C C/B Am
And he' s oh so healthy in his body and his mind
F Em
He' s a well respected man about town
F D G G/C G
Doing the best things so conservatively