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A Shandy Too Far

Key: C

Introduction:  C   A#   A   G  

                                 C                 A# 
Gatesy:                 Table for one,
                                 Am                 G 
                                Preferably out of the sun,
                                 F                                       C           G 
                                Somewhere where it's quiet.
                                 C                       A# 
                                And a coffee too,
                                 Am                         G 
                                Better make it black right through,
                                 F                                   C               G 
                                I'm feeling fairly shite.
                                 Am                                     G           C 
                                I don't think I have enough class,
                                                     E                             F 
                                To handle drinking from a glass,
                                               F#                 G 
                                Get me water in a pla     stic cup.

                                                     E 
                                I woke up in the bed of,
                                 F             F#                 G 
                                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
                                                     C           A#                 C 
                                I know, I went a shandy too far,
                                                   E                             F 
                                I wonder where I left my car?
                                     G                   C         G 
                                A shandy too far.
Yon:                       Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...
                                 C                     A# 
Yon:                       Comfortable bed...

                                 Am                           G 
Yon:                       Shame about the pain in my head.
                                 F                                   C 
                                Where'd I leave my shoes?

                                 C                                   A# 
Yon:                       Well, they're over there,

                                                             G 
Yon:                       Underneath my underwear,
                                         F                                   C               G 
Tripod:                 And where'd I get this bruise?
                                 Am                         G                         C 
Scod:                     I can hear her come down the hall,
                                                           E                               F 
                                And bang her head against the wall,
                                                           F# 
                                And wish she didn't have...
                                             G 
Tripod:                 ... appalling luck.
                                         C           A#                 C 
                                She went a shandy too far,
                                                     E 
                                I woke up in the bed of,
                                 F             F#                 G 
                                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
                                                   C           A#                 C 
                                I know I went a shandy too far,
                                                   E                             F 
                                I wonder where I left my car?
                                     G                   Am 
                                A shandy too far.
                                 E             Am                     A# 
Scod:                     Take my advice, in a crisis,
                                                 F                         F# 
                                Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
                                                               G 
                                But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
                                                                   C                 A# 
                                'Cause there's a caveman inside,
                                 Am                                             G                         F 
                                Your brain's just coming along for the ride,
                                             G                 C             G 
                                You'd think I'd learn.
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)
                                 C                             A# 
Scod:                     I don't know it all,
                                 Am                           G 
                                When it will be safe to call.
                                       F                               F# 
                                We used to be quite friendly,
                                         G 
                                But this could be the end.
                                                       C 
                                Because we went...
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
                                                                                                          G 
Tripod:                 Someone who I never thought I'd do.
                                                   C           A#                 C 
                                I know I went a shandy too far,
                                                   E                             F 
                                I wonder where I left my car?
                                     G                   C         G 
                                A shandy too far.
                                (They all start shouting at once)
                                 C                 A#               Am 
Tripod:                 Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   Whoaoh
                                 G                 F 
                                Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                                 G                   C 
                                Shandy too far.
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