Key: A
Introduction: A7M D7M
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A man walks into a bar
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orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
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but the bar turns into a spaceship
C
and the bartender gives him a haircut
D
I can?t remember the end of that joke
C
you once told me to me when we smoked
D
on your father?s expensive cigars
all I remember is the part
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of a man walking into a bar
How many lovers does it take
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I know why Mona Lisa smiled
da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
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and laughter is the only way into my heart
Summer night on a gravel road