Key: D
Introduction:
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There was an old farmer who sat on a rock
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Stroking his whiskers and shaking his fist
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At his neighbours who sat on their ricks
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Teaching their children to play with their kite-strings
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And marbles in the old days of Yore.
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Along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady
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And walked like a duck
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Said she discovered a new way to bring up the children
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To so and to knit
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The boys in the stables were shovelling up contents of
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stables left after the hunt
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the car man was feeling a nice piece of straw
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from the stable cleaning the walls
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In came the dairmaid to play with his dog in the derry
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where she did belong
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If you think this is dirty well you're fucking well wrong.