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Introduction:
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Well on a day hot enough to make the devil cuss, I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust
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Bar keep asked me, "Well what'll it be?" I asked "What do ya got?", he said, "Well let's see.."
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We got Lonestar, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock, Moosedrool, O'douls, Hefe-Weizen, Zeigenbock
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Keystone, Coors Light, course we've got Redstripe, Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can.
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Michelob, Miller Lite, Guinness by the Pint Glass, Doppleboch Lager take his wallet cause
it's going fast
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Oatmeal stout and a lot a Leinenkugals, open up your wallet, no time to be frugal
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There's 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
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Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
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Well needless to say I was pretty impressed, as he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest
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Said not bad for a Hole-in-the-wall. Bar Keep grinned said "That Ain't All!"
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We got Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with the twist top. dos Perros, Dos XX, Foster if your Aussie.
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Bud Light in the new Zane Williams Koozie, A dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy!
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Got Heinekin, Killians, Bats and Becks, Ice cold Corona with the Limes in the neck
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Xinling chillin' with the old Milwaukee's Best, Sam Adams and that ain't even half
of the rest of them
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98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer!
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Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall
Solo
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And finally I was able to throw him through the screen door, pick up my hat off the hardwood floor
Get on back to the bar keeps daughter, Who was putting "Pop a Top" on the juke box dancing non-