Key: E
Introduction:
C#m(x46654)
I got at least 5 requests for this song in my guestbook. I actually
think it was the same guy over and over again because I'd never
E
I'm the 7 foot man
I've commited no crime
A
Bumping my head into doorways
E
It happens all the time
A E
I'm 7 foot tall and I repeat
A E
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
B A[stºp] E
I'm 7 feet tall and I don't play basketball
E
I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man
A
So of course it hurts me a lot
E
When I walk into the ceiling fan
A E
Small people say "I wish I was him"
A E
But it's been nine years since I had a trim
B A[stºp] E
The barber said "I can't reach the top of his head"
C#m E
7 foot man, I cannot hide
C#m E
7 foot man, I know 'cause I've tried
C#m E
7 foot man, my last girlfreind died
B A[stºp] E
Because my penis is 7 foot wide!
E
So the next time you see me walking around
A
And my head's right about to hit a tree branch
E
Tell me to duck down
A E
And I'll pay you back, soon you will see
A E
By getting your frisbee down from that tree
B A[stºp] E
I do what I can I'm the 7 foot man
E
7 foot man! 7 foot man!
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