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Introduction:
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Am C G6 F
Ooooohhh yeah
Am C G6 F
Ooooooh aaahhh
Verse
Am C G6 F
The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace
Am C G6 F
Thought it would always be like this
Am C G6 F
Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
Am C G6 F
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss
Bridge (palm muted)
Dm
But it was not to be,
Am
You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,
Dm
That skin headed gladiating fool,
G(clean,
Ten thousand odd foot of tool
Chorus
C G F
Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower
C G F
While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
C G F Fm Am C G6 F
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you (Yeah yeah)
Verse
Am C G6 F
You built an empire out of romantic comedies
Am C G6 F
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally
Am C G6 F
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no
Am C G6 F
But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me? Ye-ah
Chorus
C G F
Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah
C G F
Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
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Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you
Bridge
Dm
What was it baby
Am
Was it cause he was in Vertuosity?
Dm
That shouldn't be a selling point
Am
You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH!
Dm
How is it baby,
Am
When he gets you in the bed?
F
All reports are
G(let
That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and the Dead____________)
(no chords)
C G F
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower
I'd like to bury him up to his head
C G F
While you________________ ride on Russel Crowe-ah
In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget
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Meg______________ Ryan, I'm cryin'.......over you
I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.