Key: F
Introduction: F
F
I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike
F Gm
I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream, ah
F
But now I'm turning 30, no!
F
I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people
F Gm
Who were used to meeting someone who was born in 1990, no way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990)
F
Now I'm turning 30, God, God damn it
F
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
Gm
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
Eb
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
F
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
F
When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam
F Gm
When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom, oh fuck
F
How am I 30?
F
I used to make fun of the boomers in retrospect, a bit too much
F
Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch
Gm
(Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay?
F
So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me)
F
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
Gm
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
Eb
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
F
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
F
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
Dm
My stupid friends are having stupid children
Eb
My stupid friends are having stupid children
F
My stupid friends are having stupid children
F
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
Dm
My stupid friends are having stupid children
Eb
My stupid friends are having stupid children
F
Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children
Am
It's 2020, and I'm 30
Dm
I'll do another ten
Bb F
2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then