Key: Em
Introduction: Em G C A5
Em G
I'm nervous, so nervous
C A5
I overeat, I lack purpose
Em G C A5
And I'm only scratching the surface
Em G C
And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells
A5 Em
But how long 'til I'm canceled?
G
This is 30, fucking 30
C A5
I'm still here, I'm still dirty
EmGCA5
Em G
I made it, I'm a flower
C A5
I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)
Em G C A5
I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)
Em G C
And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)
A5
I get drunk and I'm reckless
Em G
Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit
C A5
This is 30, something is wrong with me
EmGCA5
Ah, ah, ah!
EmGCA5
Yeah, he, he!
EmGCA5
C
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion
C
To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
C7 Em
'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit
Em G
I'm older, I got wrinkles
C A5
I still complain I get pimples
Em G C A5
I miss when everything was simple
Em G
The sex past too fast
C A5
I ask, "How long did your ex last?"
N.C
D
This is 30, yeah!
EmGCA5
Ah, ah, ah!
EmGCA5
Yeah, he, he!
EmGCA5
C
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses
C
Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
C7 Em
Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit
EmCA5
EmC A5 Em C
You treat me like a baby
A5 Em C
Forgive me when I'm wrong
C# Em
You love me when I'm crazy
C C# Em
I'm alright, but I hate that song
GC A5 Em
You treat me like a baby
GC A5 Em
Forgive me when I'm wrong
GC A5 Em
You love me when I'm crazy
G C
You know my only wish is for a better life
EmC A5 Em
You treat me like a baby
GC A5 Em
And fight me when I'm wrong
GC A5 Em
And smack me when I'm crazy
G C A5
I'm alright, but I hate that song