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Introduction:
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Do, do you remember back in middle school
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When my trunks fell down
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At the pool
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Everyone laughed
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Except for you
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You just let me hold you
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In my bedroom
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Our freshman year when
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Julie McNight
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Dumped me because of my overbite
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I cried all night
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All over you
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You didn't seem to mind
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My tears or my drool
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I could always hold you tight
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(My favorite pillow)
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So soft, so cool on your other side
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(My favorite pillow)
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In my eyes
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You've been nothing but classy
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But everybody's saying
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You're nasty
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Full of fungus,
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It can't be true
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Laden with bacteria
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No, not you
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But the thing
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That really did me in
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I learned your full of dust mite excrements
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And those dead skin cells
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May be mine
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But knowing what's in you,
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I can't sleep at night
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We've been through both thick and thin
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(Because you're a pillow)
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It's hard to say this is the end
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(My favorite pillow)
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It's not me, it's definitely you
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(I'll get a new pillow)
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You're a body fluid sponge,
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And we're through