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Introduction:
Am
Talk about the last war, the past war, the one before
D7
I wanna salute the troops and what is more
Am
I'd like to toast a drink to the stink of the semaphore
E7 Am F Am F
I wanna parade on the graves of the gone before
Am
We were all together then, officers and gentlemen
D7
Prisoners and pressmen, hound dogs and yellow men
Am
Three million dead or more, what a score
E7
With god on your side, you'll never lose another war
Am F
But don't despair, there's more to come
Am D7
Make your repairs, re-skin your drum
C F7
And I'll guarantee World War Three
E7 Am F Am F
Will be the biggest show you've ever seen
Am
The Russians are coming, I can feel it in my piss
D7
Better get out your gun, set your sights and don't miss
Am
Better break out a bottle, make a toast to the past
E7
If it don't taste like vodka, you'd better make it last
Am F
But don't despair, there's more to come
Am D7
Make your repairs, re-skin your drum
C F7
And I'll guarantee World War Three
E7 Am
Will be the biggest show you've ever seen
Am F
But don't despair, there's more to come
Am D7
Make your repairs, re-skin your drum
C F7
And I'll guarantee World War Three
E7 Am
Will be the biggest show you've ever seen
Am
What's this I see? There's still foliage on the tree
Someone said 'Hello', it was surely meant for me
C F
"It's alright, don't let it worry your head
D7 F7 E7
War is over now, but unfortunately you are dead"
Am F
But don't despair, there's more to come
Am D7
Go on, make your repairs, re-skin your drum
C F7
And I'll guarantee World War Three
E7 Am
Will be the biggest show you've ever seen