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G D Am
Hahaha my horse broke my toes
C
Oh dang
G D Am
She weighs over 15,000 pounds
C
1500?
G D Am
Nope add another 0 too that
C
There's no way she can be that much..
G D Am
We got papers on her telling us her weight
C G D
The record for weight is 3336 in England
Am C G D
Okay well this horse isn't from here Abby
Am C
You can't be calling me a lair (calling me a lair)
G D Am C
When I have damn papers in this bitch (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
G D Am C
And you sure don't know everything about a horse honey
G
So kinda get over yourself
D
Your calling me a lair
Am C
Thatz real funny don't you think
G
You haven't even seen this horse
D Am C G
This horse is bigger and huger then any horse I&rsquo ve own
D Am
And she 10x the size of yours