Key: C
Introduction: C C4 C C4 Csus/G
C
There's the cool kids
C4 C
There's the preps and there's the skate punks and the jocks
Bb7+ Gm7
And then there's me
C
There's the losers
C4 Em7
There's the nerds and there's the stoners and the Goths
Bm7/E
And then there's me
E7 Am
But then there's you
F/A
Cause you're the new kid in the school
D7/A Am7/D D7
Not defined by one specific breed
Dm7
And so you're free to flit from group to group
C(2)/E
From scene to scene
Dm7 E7(9+) Am7
Cause you're the consulate, the medium, the go-between
Dm7 C(2)/E F7+ F/G
Which means you're perfectly positioned to get me what I need
C
They don't like me
C4 C Bb7+ Gm7
Even back before the crutches, it was clear I don't fit here
C
So it's hopeless
C4 Em7
I cant walk right up to Kendra and say 'Hey',
Bm7/E
She'd run away
E7 Am
But look at you
F/A
You're making friends and having parties
D7/A Am7/D D7
And adapting at impressive speed
Dm7 C(2)/E
Just twenty minutes as were sitting so our knees can touch
Dm7 E7(9+) Am7
Yes, it's a tiny inconvenience, but it means so much
Dm7 C(2)/E F7+ F/G C
Cause out of all of Indiana, you can get me what I need
Gb9#11 F9+ Bb9#11
And what I need is Kendra
Em7 A7(9-)
Beautiful Kendra
Dm9
Wonderful Kendra
G6 G C9
Make her appear
Gm7/C Gm7
If you want a girl,
Gb9#11 F9+ Bb9#11
The girl you want is Kendra
Em7
Very hot Kendra
A7(9-) Dm9
Go tell Kendra
G
I'm waiting here
C
Here's the problem
C4 C Bb7+/G
Every minute, every second that I wait might be too late
C/G
So let's face it,
Csus/G Am7/G
If I ever had a chance, the time is now,
D/E
So who cares how?
E7 Am
Just do your best
F/A F#ยบ/A Am7/D D7
And I won't bother you again and that's a promise guaranteed
Dm9 C(2)/E
So, you can help me out and we can both do very well
Dm9 E7#5 A7#5
Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell
Dm9 F(2) F(2)/G Em7(5-)
It's up to you, you've got a choice, you've got incentive to succeed
A7#5 A7 Dm9 Bb9(5-)
Yes, I know it sounds insane
C/G A7#5
Jerry Lewis can explain
Dm9 C(2)/E
You've got to help me, Evan
Dm9 C(2)/E
Help me, Evan
Dm9 C(2)/E
Help me, Evan
Dm9 C(2)/E
Help me, Evan
Dm7 C/E F F/G
Get me what I
C C4 Ab7+ C Ab7+ C*
Need