Key:
Introduction:
Bm/E
I have a plan
F#7/E
I have a plan
Am/E E
Possibly, I think I have a plan
D/E
It'll take a lot of work
D+/E
It'll take a lot of luck
Em7 D/F# E7+/G#
But when it all comes through
G/A A7 G/A A7
They'll say:
D Em7/D
"All Hail the Brain!
D C/D C
He does what no mere mortal can!
G
He's the man!
D F E Eb
Evan Goldman!
D Eb7
All Hail the Brain!
D C/D C
He did what no one else could do
G
Saw us through
G/A A
Saved the day!"
G/A
And all I have to do is
D D/F# D/G D/G#
Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep
D/A D D/F#
Then sneak the license
D/G D/G#
From the wallet in her purse
D/A D D/F# D/G D/G#
Make a color Xerox, laminate it
D/A D D/F#
Then put the license
D/G D/G# D/A D
Back in the wallet in her purse
D/F# D/G D/G#
Then find the dress she wore
D/A D D/F#
In the picture on the license that
D/G D/G# D/A
I copied and I laminated
D
Wear the dress
Em7/D
Get a wig
Fº/D
Show the license
D
Buy the tickets...
Em7 D/F# E7/G# C/Bb
What could go wrong?
Bm/E
I have a plan!
F#7/E
A better plan
Am/E E
Actually, an almost-perfect plan
D/E
It sounds absolutely nuts
D+/E
It'll take a lot of guts
Em7 D/F# E7+/G#
But when it all comes through
G/A A7 G/A A7
They'll say:
D Em7/D
"All Hail the Brain!
D C/D C
Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!
G
Ain't he grand?
D
Ain't he great!"
G/A
And all I have to do is
D D/F# D/G D/G# D/A
Go that day to the movie theater
D D/F# D/G D/G#
Break into the projection room
D/A D D/F# D/G D/G# D/A
Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster
D D/F#
Take 'em down the hall
D/G D/G# D/A
Where they're showing Bambi
D
Switch the reels
Em7/D
Leave the theater
Fº/D D
Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi!
Em7 D/F# E7/G# C/Bb
What could go wrong?
Bm/E
I have a plan
F#7/E
I have a plan
Am/E E
So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
N.C
D/E
I need your help, though, so stay calm
D+/E
You need to go talk to my mom
Em7 D/F# E7+/G#
And it'll all come true
Eb7 Fm7 F#º Eb7/G
Because
*Terminal Illness*
Ab F7 Gm7 Abº F7/A
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
Bbm
Take it from me
Eb7 Cm7 B7 Bbm7 A7(5-)
It's a sure guarantee of success
Ab
Listen, I'm not making fun
Ab F7 Gm7 Abº F7/A
Of your terminal illness
Bbm
But you hold the secret to
Eb7 Ab Bbm Bº Ab/C
Getting my mom to say yes
Cm7(5-) F7(9-)
So talk to my mom, and get
Bbm Bb7+ Bbm7 Bbm6 Bbm7
Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain
G7/4 C7
Brett gets his movie, I get the credit
Fm Bb7 Db/Eb
And you get your date, so who could complain?
Eb7
Except for you because you're dying, but
Ab F7 Gm Fº/Ab F7/A
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
Bbm
Who could refuse when you
Bbm/Eb Cm7 F7 E7 F7 E7 F7
Shuffle your shoes and say please?
Bbm
Use all the tricks that
Eb7
You learned in your cradle
Cm7 F7
You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle
Bbm7
'Cause no one says no
Db/Eb Eb7 Ab
To a boy with a fatal disease!
Ab
La, la, la, la
F7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
Bbm
La, la, la, la
Eb7 Cm7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
B7
Which wouldn't be so bad
Bbm7
If it weren't my birthday on Friday
A7(5-)
But the insurance doesn't cover...
Ab
La, la, la, la
F7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
Bbm
La, la, la, la
Eb7 Ab
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
Cm7(5-)
And out of the blue
F7(9-)
A thought comes to you
Bbm Bb7+ Bbm7 Bbm6
Like sun coming out from the rain
Bbm7 G7/4
And after the stress
C7
My mother says--
N.C
Fm
We're all set for Friday
Bb7 Db/Eb
So who could complain
N.C
Ab
But no one says no to a
F7 Gm7 Abº F7/A
Boy with a terminal illness
Bbm Bbm/Eb Eb7 Cm7 F7
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize
Bbm
Nothing's too hard and
Eb7/4 Eb7
No quest unendurable
Cm7
Long as your sure
F7/4 F7
You're completely incurable
Bbm
'Cause no one says no
Eb7 Ab6 G7 Am7 A#º G7/B
To a boy with a fatal disease
*All Hail The Brain*
C Dm7/C
All hail the brain
C
All hail the brain!
Bb/C Bb
I never thought he'd take the bait
F C
This is great, Evan Goldman
Eb D Db
Evan Goldman!
C Db7
All hail the brain!
C Bb/C Bb
I did what no one else could do
F F/G
Tell me who could complain?
F7
All hail the brain
C
All hail the brain!
F7
All hail the brain!
C
All hail the brain
Eb6 D7 Db7+ C Bb2 A7(#9) Ab7 C
All hail the brain!