G
Hey, Merry Christmas, Adam!
Merry Christmas, Fred!
G
On the first day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
G C D G
A partridge in a pear tree
G
I don't even know what a partridge is, to be honest
A partridge is a bird
G
So, on the, on the second day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me two turtle doves
G C D G
And a partridge in a pear tree
G
Turtle doves?
They're nice
G
But, on the third day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
D
Three French hens
D
Two turtle doves
G C D G
And a partridge in a pear tree
G
From now on can you sing
"And a Danny Bonaduce"?
G
On the fourth day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
D
Four calling birds
D
Three French hens
D
Two turtle doves
G C D G
And a Danny Bonaduce
G
That's good!
Yeah, yeah, it works, the syllables
G
Yeah, so I started to wonder
If my true love, my old lady
G
And on the fifth day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
G C D
Five golden rings
[ G D
Nice!
Yeah, I was finally happy
G
Four calling birds
C
Three French hens
D
Two turtle doves
G C D G
And a Danny Bonaduce
G
So, like, with the five golden rings
That's kinda nice
G
But, on the sixth day
It kinda went downhill
G
On the seventh day?
Seventh day
G
On the eight day it got really weird
Cause on the eight day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
D
Eight maids a-milking
What?!
D
I think they're like lactating or something
I don't get that
G
But, on the ninth day of Christmas
C G
My true love gave to me
D
Nine ladies dancing
Nice! Okay, cool
D
On the tenth day it got crazy again
Cause she gave me ten lords a -leaping
D
And then the eleventh day
Pipers piping
G
But, on the twelfth day of Christmas
This is the last day
C D
My true love gave to me
D
Twelve drummers drumming
Everybody could use a good drummer
D
So, let's go down the list
And finish this godforsaken song off
D
Twelve drummers drumming
D
Eleven pipers piping
D
Ten lords a-leaping
D
Nine ladies dancing
Let's give it up for the ladies dancing
D
Eight maids a-milking
D
Seven swans a-swimming
D
Six geese a-laying
G C D
Five golden rings
G
Four calling birds
C
Three French hens
D
Two turtle doves
D G C D G
And a Danny Bonaduce
Merry Christmas!