Key: A
Introduction:
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Let's say hypothetically
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You're watching an internet video. -Ohh
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... -And
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Let's say hypothetically
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That this video hits a snag. -Ohh
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You get a little buffer action
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The video's froze
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Now you must choose
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How long are you
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Willing to wait
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-10 seconds
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Before you click awayyy. -10 seconds
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Mmm.. Open up a new page -10 seconds
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Before you start to rage -10 seconds
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Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age -10 seconds
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 second for that
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Burrito that you dropped non the beach one time
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Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
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seconds..seconds..seconds..
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So you're at work
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And you got a little hunger pain you see
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So you head down the hall to find the vending machine
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That's where the snack that you like resides
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And your snack is still inside
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So now you gotta start shaking the machine
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And the question is
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How long are you gonna shake this machine
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Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity?
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Your wife packed your lunch -10 seconds
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Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch -10 seconds
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It's just a bug of Fritos -10 seconds
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Do you really need those Fritos?
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15 seconds of fame
F7+
And 5 second for that
DmStºp
Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot
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Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
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So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl
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You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world
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You talk about Harry Potter
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She said she doesn't like wizards
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You talk about your salamander
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She said she doesn't like lizards
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You try to stay quiet like it aint no thing
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But how long can you let the silence hang? -10 seconds
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You stare into space -10 seconds
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Try not to focus, on the errant hair on her face -10 seconds
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You think of something to say -10 seconds
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Just wait for the silence to go away
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 second for that
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Protein shake on locker room floor -Gross
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in 10 seconds
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How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? -10 seconds
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How long do you wait when you give up on the hot water in the shower? -10 seconds
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When you drop some food on the ceiling? -10 seconds
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Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling?
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Claim a fart in a group -10 seconds
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Check your pants for poop -10 seconds
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Someone talkin' smack -10 seconds
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Come up with a comeback -10 seconds
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Give up on a fish that's floating -10 seconds
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To decide this little pond is not suitable for boating... -Uuh
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 second for that
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Trail mix literally on the trail
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in 10 seconds
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seconds..seconds..seconds..
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