Is that dandruff or parmesan?
Your guess is as good as mine
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset?
I'm not quite willing to bet
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
And even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform
that doesn't stop me
A Stop
No you can't zoom in
when Instagram'n
your reVerso pinchin'
won't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?
Except in the end
when you accidently
end up double clickin'
and likin'
Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up
A clydesdale relieving himself
Is that a Frito or a fingernail
Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel?
Is that a booger or a nose ring
A Stop
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema
Is that a sharpei or just my grandma?
is that a brown bear or my dad's back
A Stop
And even though I know you can't do it
Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
that doesn't stop me
A Stop
No you can't zoom in
when Instagram'n
your reVerso pinchin'
won't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?
Except in the end
when you accidently
A Stop
and likin'
Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad
Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage"
Inappropriate
Another clydesdale relieving himself
-What's your deal with clydesdales?
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A Stop
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics