Santa called a meetin' of the North Pole elves
Said "Listen here, this year we need a little help,
There's been so many good little girls and boys
The sleigh wont hold all of those toys
So heat up your hot chocolate thermos mugs
There's a Christmas toy convoy revin' up"
Santa's got a Semi flying down the road
Southbound, North Pole, overload
Got a wreath on the grill, star on the hood
He's checking off his list so you better be good
He's got a speaker on the top playing jingle bells
Red snowflaps on them eighteen wheels
Tell me have you ever seen steel and chrome fly
Beep, Beep, Bye, Bye, Santa's got a Semi
Santa called up the state patrol
So if you see a big truck with a star on the hood
You better think twice, Yeah, you better be good
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