I was
Down on the border, on some business I'd rather not mention
Gettin' involved with a woman was not my in-tention but then
She came along, just out walking her dog and I
Loved her before I'd even met her, I guess
Sometimes intentions can change, sometimes not for the better well the
Dog didn't like me, I guess he knew where I was headin'
He bit my hand, when he carried the rings at our weddin' mari-
achis played and we sang and we swayed, but they're
Right when they say love is blind, 'cos in a
Month she was gone and she only left one thing be-hind
Now I got a Mexican dog I can't say his name he don't come when I call
When he's not bitin' me he's lickin' his balls and I
Hate him right down to his fur but
All I got left of her is this Mexican dog so I
Thought it might help, if I bought him a toy at the store
He was so grateful, he left somethin' for me on my floor I kicked him
Out every night, but by the dawn's early light he was
Back sportin' some brand new smell, I'd take him
Back where he came from, but I don't have directions to hell
I got a new girlfriend, who couldn't stop telling me what to do to
Top it all off, she said she thought that little bastard was cute I said hold
On to his leash, and wait right here for me, and he'll
Show you some tricks that he knows and I
Know it was wrong, but I showed her a trick of my own
Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls
When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls, but we're
Even far as I'm con-cerned 'cos
Now that dog is hers that Mexican dog
Now she's got a Mexican dog she can't say his name he don't come when she calls
When he's not bitin' her he's lickin' his balls and I
Hope she got what she de-served
Now that dog is hers that Mexican